Seriously, this Jersey Shore shit is just too much for me. I can’t even talk about it without getting disgusted.  What kills me is that I’m not sure how this whole thing is a new concept for people. There are generations of Jersey trash out there. Have you been to a Jets game before? Didn’t anyone ever see the old MTV True Life? I think it was called “My parents fed me gallons of lead paint before I grew up and got a beach house on the Jersey shore?”

There is literally no hope for these people. It’s at a stage where all you can do is isolate them and hope they don’t breed. Don’t believe me? 

This video was shot in the early 1990′s. So the kids you now see on the Jersey shore were actually born to these people.  They somehow actually managed to reverse evoultion. Someone should win a nobel prize for this. Or at least be taken out in public and beaten in the town square.

Now: You want to do a TV show? This is a TV Show!!

http://www.slate.com/id/2242202

But if love intervenes, Fitzy might have to choose between his love of hockey and his love of one special Massholina. Likes: his Boston Whaler, his beat-up Hartford Whalers hat. Dislikes: A-Rod.

(First blog + Jersey Guido’s + Massholes = Layup)

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