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I am so fucking tired of Lady GaGa. Either get that man a beer or have her put some clothes on, because it’s killing me. Grace Jones needs to go all Tonya Harding on her ass.
So, the Celtics lost Game 7. Badly. Chokelike even. Blowing a 13 point lead? Come on guys. Sure, you can blame age, or injuries, or even the fact Kobe Bryant raped all the players wives during halftime. Me? I’m putting the blame squarely on Jay, who went to see Phish instead of watching Game 7 of the NBA Finals.
“Hi, I’m Lebron James. Some called me the next Micheal Jordan. Turns out, I’m the next Scottie Pippen..but not nearly as angry and scary looking.”
The year of the pitcher? More like the year of drug free baseball players. Don’t fuckin kid yourselves, there are a lot of mid to late 90′s starting pitchers sitting at home that are pretty pissed off right now. Defense? Stolen Bases? When the hell did these become important again? For as much as I’m happy to see baseball come back to the place where i loved it, it’s just odd to watch the transition.
On a side note: I have a tendency to use baseball terms a lot in my day to day life. I think I have issues. Well, other than the obvious.
Happiness? The definition of happiness is knowing I won’t have to watch soccer for four wonderful years. The World Cup is a crappier version of the Olympics without all the bearded Russian women. No, it’s not because I don’t understand it, it’s because it sucks.
Mel Gibson. It was nice knowing you. You had me at calling a female cop sugartits, but you lost me when you turned that into being a crazy racist asshole.
Yeah, so I wrote a blog about the oil spill like 3 months ago. Great job everyone. Now it just spews less oil. It’s things like this that make me think it might come in handy to know mandarin chinese someday.
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