Look….Up in the sky! It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s Brett Farve!

Posted by Chopper | News | Monday 18 January 2010 10:32 PM

So, you’ve all seen it a dozen times before. A champion goes out on top, spends a few years in retirement, then one day…..he gets the itch. No, not herpes you gutter clowns, something more. Something bigger. The overwhelming urge to make a grand comeback. It’s an urge that just can’t be quelled by simple means.  They toy around with the idea, but fear that they will never be able to return to the game with the authority and domination that they did in years past. Then one day they wake up, and decide once and for all that they still have something left to prove.

Well folks…….It’s on. I’m back.

I haven’t written anything more than some smarmy Facebook updates in a pretty long time, so this is probably going to be more disappointing than the 2009 Buffalo Bills. Well, at least at first. But to be honest, I really don’t give a shit. This run is for me. The name of my site may seem odd to some people, but it’s exactly where I’m going with this. The stuntcock is known as the workhorse of the porno industry. He gets no fame, no fortune, he just does it because he loves to do what he’s good at.

I love to write. Plain and simple. Not to mention, I used to be pretty goddamn good at it. The beauty of this whole experiment is that I’m doing it on my terms. I bought my own webhosting, and built this site from the ground up. (alright, I stole most of the code, but whatever) I control all the content on Stuntcock. No Terms Of Service to violate, no rules to follow, no bullshit. Simply put: I get to do and say whatever I want…….with little to no recourse from anybody.

(Well, at least until I’m eventually sued by Warner Bros for copyright violations)

It’s still a work in progress, but sit back….relax….and enjoy the show. Because with all the shit that has happened in the world since I hung em up, I’ve got a lot of catching up to do.

(Oh, and feel free to click on a few of my ads. This shit doesn’t grow on trees ya know)

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