Super Sunday
Well, it’s that time of year again where champions are made…..and children are scarred for most of their young adulthood. That’s right folks, it’s Super Bowl time.
Being a Bills fan on Super Bowl Sunday is like being a one legged girl at the prom. Even if you have the off chance of dancing with someone, you know you’re just going to end up falling on your face anyway. So, why bother?
It’s taken me about 15 years to really be able to talk about this and not get upset.
Alright, I can’t lie here…..I’m still fucking upset. I mean, what the hell? Really? You guys couldn’t have gotten one win? one measly win? A .250 winning pct would have fucking killed you? Instead, now I have to hop around Boston on my one leg while Jimmy from Revere gets to dance with the prom queen. Not to mention, do you have any idea what this does to me when yankee/red sox arguments spill over to football? I have to go sit in the corner and stare at the wall.
It’s at a stage where I’m almost happy to have them mired in mediocrity, since I don’t think I can handle watching another one. Part of it is my own fault. I still watch the NFL Films recaps of all 4 of them, every single year. It’s like a car accident. You just can’t look away. I mean, it was tough enough in my early teenage years. If the Bills played in one today? I feel like I’d be rocking back and forth on the couch, drinking beer through a straw, and not talking for 4 hours.
But for all my personal misery, I still love the damm super bowl. It’s our unofficial national holiday. I actually enjoy it a lot more being detached from it. It keep me from gambling with my heart. 4 years of homer bets can take years to undo.
So, without further ado…my 2010 super bowl sunday predictions.
I’d love to see the Saints win. I would have loved to see the Bills win too. Tough shit. Colts over saints, Colts cover the spread.
Manning has a record chasing game, and wins his 2nd MVP
Both teams score a crapload of points. (Take the over for god sakes)
Etrade will do the best commercial, even though the new talking baby sucks.
The Who will rock the house.
Boomer Esiasion will insult Dan Marino before I eat lunch.
I’ll see this at least 5 times
And I’ll watch Buffalo 66′ on my day off tomorrow and dream.
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