It’s good to see that the US military wised up and finally got rid of the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.  How being gay meant you weren’t allowed to get shot at by terrorists never really made sense to me. I tell you one thing: I bet Halloween parties on the base just got a lot more fun.

I swear I’m the only person on earth who doesn’t watch Lost. I waited too long, so it probably isn’t going to happen now. I’ll get the DVD’s, get through like season 3, and then some dickface will totally ruin the ending for me.

I feel like having the choice between living in Haiti right now and being “adopted” by Baptists is like starring in a real life “Saw” movie.

I hear Mike Tyson decided to re-record his own song for Haiti. It’s called “I am the world, I’ll eat your children”.

I come up with some really wacked out shit when I’m listening to the news while I’m getting ready for work. See above.

I have this overwhelming desire to run around the Tokyo Airport with a Godzilla mask on.

I figured out that the secret of facebook is eventually getting friended by every girl you ever dated, followed by thanking Jesus that you didn’t end up marrying any of them.

I’m going to get at least 10 angry emails after that statement.

I really hope most of them are creative.

It’s good to be back.

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