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		<title>Nice haircut, douchebag&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Originally posted April 17th 2008) I&#8217;m always amazed at the just completely rediculous things I see on a daily basis. Sure, sometimes I might overreact a little, but most of the time I know deep down in my heart that I am dead on. Recently, I&#8217;ve seen a pattern of behavior that I need to go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confucius say: Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Originally posted March 2nd, 2008) As I was walking up west broadway the other day, I was suddenly catapulted into a crippling fear of which I haven&#8217;t had in a very long time. The week before another Harpoonfest no less. &#8220;Oh my god&#8221;, I said to myself. &#8220;It&#8217;s her&#8230;It&#8217;s really fucking her&#8221; I tried to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s like deja-vu, all over again.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:09:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chopper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when I used to write? I remember. It was a warm and fuzzy time where I could work 70 hours a week, go out every weekend, sleep 5 hours a night, and bang out awesome blogs once or twice a week. Well, that warm and fuzzy time is missing. If anyone finds it (along [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I will never have a heart attack. I give them&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 00:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Yankee kingdom has an empty throne. Today, George Stienbrenner passed away at the age of 80. Whether you loved him or you hated him, there was nobody in baseball like him. Thankfully, he was ours. He was our fearless leader. He was The Boss. George Stienbrenner rebuilt the downtrodden Yankees into the powerhouse that they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Randoms</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 23:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am so fucking tired of Lady GaGa. Either get that man a beer or have her put some clothes on, because it&#8217;s killing me. Grace Jones needs to go all Tonya Harding on her ass. So, the Celtics lost Game 7. Badly. Chokelike even. Blowing a 13 point lead? Come on guys. Sure, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back in the saddle</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chopper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, today marks 5 weeks since I got back in the good ol USA. I must say, it&#8217;s nice to be home. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I had a great time&#8230;but there&#8217;s no whiffle ball games and beer pong in southeast Asia. Yup, back to regular life. No more jaunting off to islands, no more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hey Louisiana, F*ck you!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 06:20:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chopper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These people have to be either the unluckiest people on the face of the earth, or someone just has it out for them. So. Here we are. The largest oil spill in US history, headed right for the Gulf coast. Meh, No big deal. They only have an ocean full of precious wildlife, and states that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My love&#8230;and hate for all that is Filipino</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 05:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love: The attention. Man, they treat me like freakin gold here. Hate: The attention. Sometimes I just want to open my own fucking door. Love: The work ethic. These people take serious pride in their work. Even if you are a shit shoveler. Nobody half asses anything. Hate: Filipino time. It&#8217;s like Chop time, but 10 times [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s all uphill from here</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chopper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, another year in the books. 31. Weird. They just keep sneaking up on me. All and all, I had a pretty good birthday. The one thing about this birthday that is certain, it definitely wasn&#8217;t like past years. There were no grand celebrations, no scorpion bowls, no car bombs, no crypt keepers. But you know what? I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Riding the Happy Horse</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 11:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chopper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s been a month. What a freakin month. I&#8217;ve really tried to sit down and write. It&#8217;s just&#8230;.well, you wouldn&#8217;t want to sit around and write if you were me either. I gotta say, things in Manila are going pretty damm awesome. Work is going as well as it could be, I&#8217;ve gotten used [...]]]></description>
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